was a hot, muggy, humid summer night.
The moon shone high in the sky and watched, with his sguando severe and searching, the three dark figures that perched in the shadows of the courtyard behind the tavern "Barduccio Powerless." The three dark silhouettes were confabulating between cigarettes and glasses of RON little money ...
- I'm tired of going back and forth between the city and the "Island of Thorns" with that fucking tramp steamers. For years, we go back and forth from the same place.
- It 's true, I had promised adventure, battles, huge and lots of treasures to kidnap women for our entertainment.
- Yes, and yet none of this. Only food and bad beer purchased for a few coins from Lidl Spin. That junk merchant does not stand it anymore!
- Look guys, talk about it for years now ... many agree that it is time to change, to explore new routes. We know that businesses with "the island of Thorns" are safe, we know that the merchants of the Pine Forest and there are never any surprises ... but that will not become ever rich! We will go on to survive with what little they earn, never ottenre nothing more!
- It 's true, I often heard others complain about that.
- Look, I know a fantastic place where businesses are thriving, beautiful women and available, parties every night ...
- Oh yeah? and who told you about this ...
- I tell you if you promise to shut up ... some names would be better never say !.... I spoke BORTOPAOLO Doppelganger!
Suddenly, just as happens in the worst horror movie, lightning lit up the sky and the thunder that followed was so strong that rattle your windows!
- you tell me that you found Doppelganger BORTOPAOLO??
- Sure, it's not as bad as they say! Anyway, I talked about this place, they call it "The City of Marina
- The City of Marina?? And what name would it be?
- We only know that Marina is the city's most famous slut!
- Ah well then!
- But the master never agree to change course ...
- Well, if we can convince him to force him!
- You're not talking about mutiny!
- will be enough to convince the crew ...
So, one glass after cigarette after cigarette, the plan took shape.
The three bombs and shady figures and said goodbye, to seal the deal as per tradition, it is mutually ravanare stone.
The plan was implemented in detail. The three began to talk to crew members. All were in favor and excited about the new opportunities this would bring ... all but one!
It was not calculated that Dr. Death would have screwed it up.
Dr. Death was a member (ie a dickhead) crew who had always been regarded with suspicion by other members (Ie morons). The main reason for the suspicion against him was mainly due to its origin. It actually came from the low marshes of the plains south of the city. Its very strange way of speaking was the most incomprehensible to others ... do not give a shit listen!
Dr. Death had always shown keen for change, news, entertainment and strongly attracted to pussy.
seemed always ready for adventure. Why was not contacted before taking action: his full participation and support the operation of mutiny was granted.
Finally the time for action arrived. The three dark figures organized a dinner with all the funny morons ... I mean, the crew and the captain with the excuse to get organized for the start and celebrating the new journey.
In the middle of dinner one of the dark figures stood up and shouted:
-FRIENDS, COLLEAGUES, holiday companions ... we spent many good times together. We got here suffering and joys together. E 'was great ... but let's face reality! It 's true or not true that we want more? It 's true or not true that we aspire to better?
A unanimous chorus rose from the table
-Siiiii, OK ...
- BRAVOOO!
- There is going forward with that harbor Indrio!!
The dark figures began to speak:
- So, this new journey will take us to new frontiers, to new places unknown to us, into new beer and new pussy!
SAILORS, YOU ALL WITH ME?
In the heat of the speech was not even looking at the eye of the captain. The other crew members did not realize that was watching the scene in silence, motionless. He was not surprised, was not shocked or worried by the turn he was taking the evening, as would be expected. He watched with eyes motionless, impassive. Only a barely concealed grin and was painted on his face. He already knew how it would end.
fact, during that time Dr. Death stood up and high-pitched voice and almost faint, in his strange language and said
- el Bort wrote to me ga el me a text message in which calls with nearly na biastema, to respond to mesajo de Luca! But that flight chest el write? Par me me goes hip el usual place! Preferense not go much because I know how e 'el sea el dise el instead that Luca. Yes, a lot of pussy, but: if the pulls all, ie all pussies zovani of gum and I broke the cojoni me 2 days to pass so! Elders' all that he preferred the mature! The bay has run non ghe 'el campejo but only Spiaza, el what means a lot de Schei, and it seems to me that in Spiaza ghe'm 3 hours in 3 days, turning me who the cojoni ancha. El ghe not the place to fly kites and some 'not even to be able to zogar magic! And while 'I finally el sea and not to me pias pussies!
At that moment, the room fell silent, as if an icy wind had frozen the soul of everyone present.
Then, almost timidly, said Manuel Garcia Nano Cursed, the hub of the English ship said
- I no go a chest Capio de el finger at what Dr Death, however, are 55% for the island and 45 of the thorns %, the City of Marina ... see you people
TUMITAK the native gay, his voice shaking, his forehead imparlata sweat, terrified eyes said
- I did not understand a shit of what he said Dr. Death, but the city of Marina, but if I was never really a kind of Rimini is populated only by teenagers Hooch they do mess ... well, the same hip! I was at the casino 24 hours 24 prefer something a bit 'more balanced svacco ... like the beach and a beautiful purple (and a par de Troy) in the evening. Doppelganger Bortopaolo had spoken of as something a little 'different ... with people of our age, etc., etc., who is lying?? I really like Etrom says there is not camping?? Really there is no place for Recipes? Really I'm gay?? And if I discover that I like her pussy??
Barduccio And Powerless, looking down, not even the courage to look the other two shady characters in his eyes said
- Here you can not make a shit, especially when he speaks, Dr. Death! However, since I no longer counts a dick in the world, I have no opinions about anything and suddenly aged 100 years, I adapt and do what they choose others.
The shady characters who had inflamed the minds of those present with his beautiful speech he looked around, and after seeing the gentle giant that FLOW is meowing rubbing between the legs of the captain, he realized that everything had failed. At that point he said:
- If I find what he did much ado about nothing ... to give him a punch! But you probably right, though it was only a proposed mine, not that I wanted to propose a mutiny ... that is, in short tranqui the end because I have a problem so that I can not fix .... Then I can not come. ... I'm sorry !!!!!!!!!!!
It was then that he entered the room the look Aletardo
- Hello Bute, but ... ... I am shore up aviation de magnar know ... and I do not know my late ....
... and no one noticed that outside in filthy, dark, smelly alley, a man was watching and listening to all this. A man who swore revenge at that moment! a man, or better, Doppelganger BORTOPAOLO was already planning the next move! His revenge would come. Sooner or later it arrived!